Urban Dictionary

3 Feb

I did the thing that is going around on Facebook where you stick your name in Urban Dictionary:

Molly – Pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), usually a free powder or in capsules. Oftentimes MDA is sold as molly. Should be white in color (when it’s pure) but is more often beige or yellow-brown, and sometimes brown or rarely gray. OR a very beautiful girl, also thought of as perfect, very athletic, and fun to be around, she is smart, and is loved by many, she has low-self confidence, but doesn’t realize that people think very highly of her, she is amazing in every way, and has a bitch for a sister

I don’t agree with the sister part!

But I did think that Jim’s was really hilarious:

Jim – A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man’s erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he’s standing at attention – you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.

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One Response to “Urban Dictionary”

  1. Meagan February 4, 2010 at 7:57 am #

    I am a bitch, just not towards you so it is actually correct 🙂

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